SALT LAKE CITY, UT — The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints is in the midst of preparations for what it says is the busiest time of the year for its missionaries — the one evening every year ...

U.S. — According to reports, toddlers and dogs across the nation have teamed up to make sure you are doing okay on the toilet. Are you doing okay on the toilet? They'd really like to know, and are ...

BRASILIA — After a late-night ballot dump and several emergency court rulings, Joe Biden was declared the surprise winner of Brazil's presidential election, securing 81 million votes. Brazilians were ...

PI-RAMESSES — Mighty Pharaoh (may he live forever) has reportedly released the Hebrews from their bondage after the land was afflicted by a plague of political fundraising texts. For many nights, the ...

PARIS — Panic spread across the city of Paris today after the Atlanta Falcons announced a surprise visit to France. The nation was caught completely off guard, its people and facilities totally ...

PHILADELPHIA, PA — NBA officials believe they've finally found a way to get LeBron James to stand at attention during the national anthem and show some respect by giving him a Chinese flag to look at.

Great news: YOU can stop paying taxes forever with this one simple trick! Check this, fam — when the IRS comes calling, asking if you owe them anything, just answer with: "Not to my knowledge." This ...

Tucker Carlson is just asking questions about World War 2. Why was it even fought? Was Hitler really such a bad guy? And why did Churchill never denounce the trans agenda?

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Department of Homeland Security brought in famed television host Maury Povich to reveal the results of Representative Ilhan Omar's DNA test. Povich, who spent decades unveiling ...

LOS ANGELES, CA — Hours after being swept out of the playoffs by the Milwaukee Brewers, the Los Angeles Dodgers announced that the organization had purchased the Milwaukee Brewers. The baseball world ...

HADDONFIELD, NJ — Look out, trick-or-treaters! For Halloween this year, the Jenkins family decorated their house as a data center. Spooky! Local wife and mother Trish Jenkins had reportedly been ...

AUSTIN, TX — Speaking at a town hall last night, Democratic Senate candidate James Talarico insisted that the Bible was totally silent on abortion so long as you don't count all of the stuff between ...