SALT LAKE CITY, UT — The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints is in the midst of preparations for what it says is the busiest time of the year for its missionaries — the one evening every year ...

BRASILIA — After a late-night ballot dump and several emergency court rulings, Joe Biden was declared the surprise winner of Brazil's presidential election, securing 81 million votes. Brazilians were ...

PI-RAMESSES — Mighty Pharaoh (may he live forever) has reportedly released the Hebrews from their bondage after the land was afflicted by a plague of political fundraising texts. For many nights, the ...

U.S. — According to reports, toddlers and dogs across the nation have teamed up to make sure you are doing okay on the toilet. Are you doing okay on the toilet? They'd really like to know, and are ...

PARIS — Panic spread across the city of Paris today after the Atlanta Falcons announced a surprise visit to France. The nation was caught completely off guard, its people and facilities totally ...

PHILADELPHIA, PA — NBA officials believe they've finally found a way to get LeBron James to stand at attention during the national anthem and show some respect by giving him a Chinese flag to look at.

Great news: YOU can stop paying taxes forever with this one simple trick! Check this, fam — when the IRS comes calling, asking if you owe them anything, just answer with: "Not to my knowledge." This ...

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Department of Homeland Security brought in famed television host Maury Povich to reveal the results of Representative Ilhan Omar's DNA test. Povich, who spent decades unveiling ...

Tucker Carlson is just asking questions about World War 2. Why was it even fought? Was Hitler really such a bad guy? And why did Churchill never denounce the trans agenda?

NEW YORK, NY — Mayor Zohran Mamdani attempted to deliver a solemn address to mark the anniversary of October 7th, but was derailed as his wife's party balloons kept floating through the picture.

PARIS — At long last, the Palestinian people finally have a land to truly call their own. After decades of war, strife, and refusing other offers for sovereign territory, a new nation for Palestinians ...