SALT LAKE CITY, UT — The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints is in the midst of preparations for what it says is the busiest time of the year for its missionaries — the one evening every year ...

PI-RAMESSES — Mighty Pharaoh (may he live forever) has reportedly released the Hebrews from their bondage after the land was afflicted by a plague of political fundraising texts. For many nights, the ...

BRASILIA — After a late-night ballot dump and several emergency court rulings, Joe Biden was declared the surprise winner of Brazil's presidential election, securing 81 million votes. Brazilians were ...

U.S. — According to reports, toddlers and dogs across the nation have teamed up to make sure you are doing okay on the toilet. Are you doing okay on the toilet? They'd really like to know, and are ...

PARIS — Panic spread across the city of Paris today after the Atlanta Falcons announced a surprise visit to France. The nation was caught completely off guard, its people and facilities totally ...

PHILADELPHIA, PA — NBA officials believe they've finally found a way to get LeBron James to stand at attention during the national anthem and show some respect by giving him a Chinese flag to look at.

Great news: YOU can stop paying taxes forever with this one simple trick! Check this, fam — when the IRS comes calling, asking if you owe them anything, just answer with: "Not to my knowledge." This ...

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Department of Homeland Security brought in famed television host Maury Povich to reveal the results of Representative Ilhan Omar's DNA test. Povich, who spent decades unveiling ...

Wife Relieved To Learn Husband Lost Entire Paycheck On ‘Prediction Market' Instead Of Sports Betting SANDY, UT - Local woman Sheila Northam was reportedly relieved to discover that her husband lost ...

Tucker Carlson is just asking questions about World War 2. Why was it even fought? Was Hitler really such a bad guy? And why did Churchill never denounce the trans agenda?

U.S. — In light of the NBA's recent gambling scandal, WNBA players assured federal agents that they don't miss easy layups to throw games, they just suck at basketball. Suspicion had arisen regarding ...

Here's an embarrassing picture of Gavin Newsom dining out at a French restaurant after ordering everyone else in the state to stay in their homes: Oops — that last ...