I [expletive] [sic] my life’… I remember when he told me that story years ago, I was like, ‘Oh man, I hope that never happens to me.'” Of course, Kieran Culkin hasn’t been anonymous since at least the first episode of Succession,

Turns out Culkin’s children with wife Jazz Charton, daughter Kinsey, 5, and son Wilder, 3, have never watched the holiday classic “Home Alone,” which is surprising given that it made their uncle Macaulay Culkin a child star.